Two and a Half Men (TV Series)

Whipped Unto the Third Generation (2009)

Jennifer Taylor: Chelsea

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Quotes 

• Chelsea : We need to find somebody for Sir Lancelot.

  Charlie : Your cat?

  Chelsea : Yeah. Doesn't he deserve some happiness?

  Charlie : He can lick his own crotch! What else does he need?

• Evelyn : [On the answering machine]  Hello, Charlie. It's your mother. Remember me? The woman who carried you in her womb for roughly seven-and-a-half months? Anyway, I'd say call me, but what's the point? I've long since given up expecting any kind of consideration or...

  [machine cuts her off] 

  Chelsea : Seven-and-a-half months?

  Charlie : She always said if God had intended us to give up our figures, he wouldn't have invented C-sections and incubators.