- Evelyn: [On the answering machine] Hello, Charlie. It's your mother. Remember me? The woman who carried you in her womb for roughly seven-and-a-half months? Anyway, I'd say call me, but what's the point? I've long since given up expecting any kind of consideration or...
- [machine cuts her off]
- Chelsea: Seven-and-a-half months?
- Charlie: She always said if God had intended us to give up our figures, he wouldn't have invented C-sections and incubators.