- Maria Genelli: May the angels lighten your workload, and fatten your wallets.
- Maria Genelli: Maria's Gravy Pot is now open... Salut!
- Maria Genelli: Guys talk back more than they ever used to... call me a crazy lady... Do I look like a crazy lady?
- Matt Apelli: No
- Maria Genelli: Good. I like the ones that are still scared of me.