Glee (TV Series)
Theatricality (2010)
Dianna Agron: Quinn Fabray
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Quotes
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Mercedes Jones : Rachel kind of got some intense news yesterday.
Quinn Fabray : We were spying on Vocal Adrenaline, and...
Will Schuester : You guys, that's not fair! You gotta stop doing that. But, uh, you know, what... what'd you find out?
Mercedes Jones : Okay, y'all ready? Miss Corcoran, their coach? She's Rachel's mom.
Will Schuester : Are you serious?
Artie Abrams : Way to bury the lead, Mercedes.
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman : We're screwed. Rachel's gonna jump ship over to Vocal Adrenaline.
Rachel Berry : [entering] Never. I really don't want to talk about it, though. I'm still processing the news. And my dads are moving my therapist to our spare room later this afternoon. All I know is that I'm not going anywhere, and I've chosen a Lady Gaga look the longing for a childhood I was deprived of.
Brittany S. Pierce : You look terrible. I look awesome.
Mercedes Jones : I think it's the Kermit the Frog look.
Kurt Hummel : [a stuffed animal falls off Rachel's dress] And we have a jumper.
Rachel Berry : Well, my dads can't sew, so these are just stapled on.
Will Schuester : Guys, why don't we worry about this later and maybe try to focus on the song?
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Noah 'Puck' Puckerman : You're wrong. It's a really good name. It's a rock star name.
Quinn Fabray : You want to name our daughter "Jack Daniels"? She's a girl!
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman : Okay, fine, whatever. Jackie Daniels.
Quinn Fabray : The name is not the point. I told you this. I'm giving up the baby so I don't have to do this with you. This is good for you. Now you can go off and be a rock star yourself.
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Artie Abrams : It's so weird.
Finn Hudson : This so isn't you.
Tina Cohen-Chang : I feel like an Asian Branch Davidian.
Will Schuester : Tina, are there any other looks you can try?
Santana Lopez : Biker chick?
Finn Hudson : Cowgirl?
Mercedes Jones : Hood rat.
Quinn Fabray : Computer programmer.
Brittany S. Pierce : Cross-country skier.
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman : Catholic schoolgirl.
Brittany S. Pierce : Happy Meal, no onions. Or a chicken.