The Simpsons (TV Series)

The Great Wife Hope (2009)

Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Nelson Muntz, Ralph Wiggum, Kearney, Additional Voices

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Quotes 

• Bart Simpson : Dad loves Ultimate Punching more than I do. Tell her, dad.

  Homer Simpson : [Flatly]  Ultimate Punching is immoral and dangerous. Many studies confirm what your mom just said.

  Bart Simpson : Wait a minute.

  [Sniffs Homer's breath] 

  Bart Simpson : Chocolate, frosting, cherry... She got to you! With a piece of Bavarian chocolate cake!

  Homer Simpson : [Crying]  It wasn't just a piece, it was the whole cake! Frosting like snow, on the eaves of a Bavarian castle!

  Bart Simpson : At least you didn't come cheap.

  Homer Simpson : I couldn't help it! She knew my one weakness: That I'm weak!

• Bart Simpson : Sir, could you please sign my program with a swear word?

  Homer Simpson : Yes, and make it filthy but obscure, with a subtle scatological undertone.

  Chuck Liddell : That'll be fifty bucks.

  Homer Simpson : Pay the man, boy.