- Brenda Sparks: I'm single. Who am I going to meet staying home?
- George Cooper Sr.: I dunno. The mailman? The plumber? I saw a movie where the pizza delivery boy did pretty well for himself.
- [Missy is questioning her belief in religion]
- Missy Cooper: Do you ever wonder if it's all made up?
- Georgie Cooper: Look, this is Texas. We like football. We like God. And beef. Beef's up there, too.