- Nick McClary: Yo, Darryl!
- Darryl Singletary: Oh, hi Nick. It's a little too early for Halloween isn't it?
- Nick McClary: This is not a Halloween costume. I made a wish. Guess who am..."I'm Stronger than Steel!
- [bends a pipe]
- Nick McClary: , Faster than a Hurricane!
- [spins like top]
- Nick McClary: , Defender of the Common Man!
- [strikes a double bicep pose]
- Nick McClary: ... Who am I?
- Darryl Singletary: Arnold Schwarzenegger?
- Nick McClary: I'm Captain Mayhem! I'm gonna rid the world of all evil!