Succession (TV Series)

Chiantishire (2021)

Kieran Culkin: Roman Roy

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• Roman Roy : I'm not a radical feminist, Dad, but I think perhaps we should not fire her for receiving pictures of my dick.

• Logan Roy : Are you a sicko? What is this? Why did you send it?

  Roman Roy : It's just, you know... "Here's my dick".

  Logan Roy : Oh what, like "Fuck you"?

  Roman Roy : People just... send each other pics of their dicks.

  Logan Roy : People send each other pics of their dicks?

  Roman Roy : Yeah, have you heard of dick pics, Dad?

  Logan Roy : Well, we do publish a number of popular newspapers so yes, son. We probably invented the fucking words.

• Logan Roy : What interests you in Gerri, exactly?

  Roman Roy : Jesus Dad, I'm fucking... I'm just screwing around.

  Logan Roy : I don't like things going on I don't know about. She's a million years old. It's fucking disgusting. You're a laughing stock. Oh go on. Oh go on, fuck off.

• Gerri Kellman : I need you to stop sending me the, um, items.

  Roman Roy : The which?

  [clicks tongue] 

  Roman Roy : The dick picks? You... don't want pictures of my dick?

  Gerri Kellman : No.

  Roman Roy : Okay. I'm kind of offended. Are you sure?

  Gerri Kellman : Yes, I'm sure.

  Roman Roy : Okay.

  Gerri Kellman : I'm fucking serious, Roman!

  Roman Roy : I'm not so sure. I feel like you do want them, but you're being kind of typically minxy.

  Gerri Kellman : I think this happens when you're under pressure or... But you need to find some other outlet, Roman.

  Roman Roy : Look at you, trying to get inside my head. Don't open Pandora's box. There's just more dicks in there.

• Roman Roy : [to Gerri]  Laurie, Laurie, Laurie. You just will not stop going on about him. I think you're obsessed, and frankly, it's disgusting.

• Gerri Kellman : I'm not panicking!

  Roman Roy : I think you are, because you're interrupting a great night. I'm getting very pally with Laurie. I might try to fuck him, see how that fits into our disgusting mess...

  Gerri Kellman : Do not try to fuck Laurie. What do you think about trying to go see Mattson?

• Roman Roy : I can't quite fire you yet Shiv because I'm still a little bit scared of you, but my thinking is, when I take over, I'm going to put you in the office next to mine, and you're gonna be my sexy secretary.

  Shiv Roy : What the fuck is wrong with you?

  Roman Roy : I dunno. We're working on it. Ongoing process...