Math Blaster Episode I: In Search of Spot (1994 Video Game)

Mark Sawyer: Blasternaut, Spot, Trash Alien, Cave Alien

Quotes 

• Blasternaut : [Blasternaut and Spot have just teleported to their ship's bridge from the planet's surface]  Spot, prepare for hyperspeed!

  [he presses a button the control panel; the spaceship whines down and nothing happens] 

  Blasternaut : Hmm... I wonder what could be wrong.

  Spot : Well, did ya check the fuel gauge? 'Cause you probably ran out of fuel again, and if I...

  Blasternaut : Well, I've got it! It must be the polytronic combustion regulator! Spot, prepare to beam out for repairs!

  [he turns and presses a button; a strange device pops out of the front of the ship] 

  Spot : Who, me? Nah, I'm not going out there. I might get hit by a meteorite...

  [Blasternaut presses another button; Spot warps outside, mad] 

  Blasternaut : I'll be below deck if you need me.

  [his platform lowers below the floor] 

  Spot : Eh... Woik, woik, woik. You make me do all the woik around here!

  Trash Alien : [he gets out goggles and a welding torch and starts working on the PCR. As he does, the Trash Alien arrives in his ship, littering trash as exhaust. The Trash Alien abducts Spot] 

  Trash Alien : [flying away]  Aah... Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

  Blasternaut : [Comes up and he looks around]  Whoa!

  [looks around behind the control panel] 

  Blasternaut : Spot? Spot?

  [turns toward the viewer and shrugs] 

  Blasternaut : Hmm!

• Galactic Commander : [Blasternaut contacts her]  Galactic Commander here!

  Blasternaut : Hello again, it's - me. I, uh, I can't seem to find Spot, and there's trash everywhere.

  Galactic Commander : Oh! This sounds like the work of that yellow three-eyed Trash Alien.

  [image of a brown Saturn-like planet on a screen behind her changes to that of the Trash Alien] 

  Galactic Commander : I'm sending you on a mission, Blasternaut. Good luck!