The Simpsons (TV Series)

Oh Brother, Where Bart Thou? (2009)

Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Man Accepting Award, Cycling Brother, Barney Gumble

Quotes 

• Bart Simpson : Dad, I want a baby brother.

  Homer Simpson : Son, I love you kids, but I'm only going to the hospital one more time in my life, and I ain't coming out.

  Bart Simpson : Lisa got a sister! Why can't you have another boy?

  Homer Simpson : Girls are easy! Girls love daddy. Girls make birthday cards with glitter on them. Girls can marry a hockey player and get me seats to hockey games. Girls don't steal my knives, and I don't have to tell girls how their bodies work, because I *don't* *know*.

  Bart Simpson : You never told me how my body works.

  Homer Simpson : Point and shoot.

• Bart Simpson : Dad, I want a baby brother.

  Homer Simpson : Son, I love you kids, but I'm only going to the hospital one more time in my life and I ain't coming out.

• Marge Simpson : [Marge and Homer are watching a Kama Sutra DVD]  Which position should we try? The Yawning Monkey? The Pair of Tongs?

  Homer Simpson : Ooh , look, the Congress of the Crow!

  Marge Simpson : OK!

  Homer Simpson : [offscreen]  Alright, your ankle goes there...

  Marge Simpson : Uh-huh, now hand me your neck.

  Homer Simpson : ...and turn that upside-down.

  Marge Simpson : Mm-hmm. Swivel back until you hear a grinding noise.

  Homer Simpson : Don't look at that!

  Marge Simpson : A few more minor adjustments, and...

  Marge Simpson , Homer Simpson : [both scream]  Owwww!