The Skeleton Twins (2014)
Kristen Wiig: Maggie Dean
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Quotes
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Milo Dean : Have you read "Marley and Me?"
Maggie Dean : Yeah. Sad.
Milo Dean : Why is it sad?
Maggie Dean : You don't know what happens?
Milo Dean : No, that's why I'm reading it.
Maggie Dean : Sorry.
Milo Dean : What?
Maggie Dean : Nothing.
Milo Dean : Does the dog die at the end?
Maggie Dean : No. I didn't say that.
Milo Dean : The fucking dog dies at the end.
Maggie Dean : I'm didn't - I'm not saying anything!
Milo Dean : Look how much I had left!
[Milo proceeds to throw the book onto the ground and sighs]
Maggie Dean : I'm sorry I ruined it.
Milo Dean : Maggie, I know the dog dies. Everyone knows the dog dies. It's the book where the dog dies.
Maggie Dean : Asshole. I see you're getting your sense of humor back.
Milo Dean : Yeah, they can't take that away from me.
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Maggie Dean : He doesn't deserve a fucking whore as a wife.
Milo Dean : You're not a whore.
Maggie Dean : [interrupts] Oh, really?
Milo Dean : [continues] So don't say that, please.
Maggie Dean : What would you call it, then?
Milo Dean : You're a restless housewife with whore like tendencies.
[Maggie chuckles]
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Milo Dean : You're emotionally unstable.
Maggie Dean : You're a prick!
Milo Dean : You need professional help!
Maggie Dean : Oh, and this coming from a guy who just tried to kill himself.
Milo Dean : [Bitter] Maybe I should try fucking all my problems away.
Maggie Dean : Well maybe next time you should cut deeper
[Tears up at what she said]
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Milo Dean : Look, it had nothing to do with you.
Maggie Dean : That is bullshit. You're my brother. And we're supposed to be there for each other. And if you don't get that by now, then, I don't know, I guess I'll talk to you in another ten years.
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Maggie Dean : [Slightly drunk] Stop trying Judy. Stop trying. There are worse things than being a shitty mother.
Judy : [looking embarrassed and close to crying] So... if you've finished... vomiting all over me
[nervous laugh]
Judy : I'll just say er thank you for dinner and er Milo thank you for the invitation
[Milo looks over at her]
Judy : and I'm sorry that I've ended up being so toxic. I just want you both to know...
Maggie Dean : [Turning away] oh my god.
Judy : ...I'm sending you the light... when it lands.
[leaves]
Milo Dean : [Taking a drink of wine] Well at least she's sending us the light.
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Milo Dean : Do you love him?
Maggie Dean : Yeah, I do. He's... he's good.
Milo Dean : Maybe good isn't your thing.
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Maggie Dean : [speaking through car window to Milo] Do you think that I should have a baby? I mean... do you think I would be a good mom?
Milo Dean : [Avoids eye contact staring out front screen thinking] errrrrrm... I don't... I don't know.
[Maggie looks away upset]
Milo Dean : I mean... I er think you would be very attentive.
Maggie Dean : Okay?
Milo Dean : [Narrows eyebrows in confusion] Maybe a bit overprotective? Uptight?
Maggie Dean : Gee, thanks
[glares at him]
Milo Dean : I'm just being honest, it's a loaded question. I'm sorry.
Maggie Dean : I think that I would be an excellent mom
Milo Dean : [High pitched] Okay
[Maggie glares]
Milo Dean : what do you want me to say?
Maggie Dean : How about something that doesn't make me feel like a piece of shit?
[Milo opens mouth then looks away]
Maggie Dean : you know you're so goddamn selfish Milo it's mind blowing.
[walks away before flipping him off as he calls her name]
