The Simpsons (TV Series)

Once Upon a Time in Springfield (2010)

Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Krusty the Clown, Sideshow Mel, Mr. Teeny

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Quotes 

• Krusty : If my writers knew how to appeal to girls, they wouldn't be writers.

• Krusty : I'd rather be a happy schnook than a noble schlumph.

• Montgomery Burns : We have to cut costs.

  Lenny Leonard : But we have way more expensive unnecessaries than donuts.

  Carl Carlson : Yeah, like the ceiling furniture.

  Lenny Leonard : And all the joke ID badges we ordered.

  Montgomery Burns : No donuts!

  Lenny Leonard : No!

  Homer Simpson : D'oh!

  Carl Carlson : Nuts!

  Montgomery Burns : Exactly!

• Homer Simpson : You can't win us back with mere donuts.

  Montgomery Burns : Oh, but these donuts were made the old fashioned way. The dough sweetened with Cuban sugar from pre-Batista plantations, and fried in the tallow of three different animals, two of which are now extinct.

• Princess Penelope : We'll always have Sideshow Mel's dressing room.

  Sideshow Mel : What? Ewwwwww.

• Gator McCall : I'm Gator McCall, head hunter.

  Homer Simpson : Aaah!

  [Hides under table] 

  Gator McCall : No, no. I find people to fill in jobs. I specialize in the nuclear industry.

  Homer Simpson : I guess a head hunter can be anything nowadays.

• Krusty : Why do clown things always happen to clowns?