Siskel & Ebert (TV Series)

Jaws: The Revenge/A Man in Love/Summer School/Wish You Were Here (1987)

Roger Ebert: Self - Host

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• Roger Ebert - Host : [reviewing "Jaws: The Revenge"]  Y'know, I got a question for ya.

  Gene Siskel - Host : Go ahead.

  Roger Ebert - Host : I may be very confused here. In this mov- I, y'know, usually am. In this movie...

  Gene Siskel - Host : Yeah.

  Roger Ebert - Host : The shark wants revenge against the Brody family.

  Gene Siskel - Host : You got it.

  Roger Ebert - Host : Okay. Now in the first movie, what happened to the shark in the first movie?

  Gene Siskel - Host : Dead.

  Roger Ebert - Host : Blown to pieces, right?

  Gene Siskel - Host : Right.

  Roger Ebert - Host : What happened to the shark in the second movie?

  Gene Siskel - Host : I know. Dead.

  Roger Ebert - Host : Yeah right, uh-huh. What happened to...

  Gene Siskel - Host : They ALL died.

  Roger Ebert - Host : They all died. So in that case...

  Gene Siskel - Host : Their family.

  Roger Ebert - Host : ...What shark IS this?

  Gene Siskel - Host : A friend of the other sharks.

  Roger Ebert - Host : Is this like a cousin? A nephew?

  Gene Siskel - Host : You got it.

  Roger Ebert - Host : A next-door neighbor?

  Gene Siskel - Host : And you know what's so great?

  Roger Ebert - Host : What?

  Gene Siskel - Host : You see, by having this gimmick, that means that even though this one dies, she's still gonna stay living in that stupid town instead of moving into the middle west where she SHOULD be, away from sharks!

  Roger Ebert - Host : So in any event, ALL sharks have a revenge against the Brodys.

  Gene Siskel - Host : You got it.

• Gene Siskel - Host : [reviewing "Jaws: The Revenge"]  The premise: Ellen Brody is a widow. Roy Scheider's character has died, meaning Roy Scheider has enough sense to know when to stop bilking the public, and his wife in the film is convinced that a great white shark has a grudge against her family. I can just hear those sharks talking: "I'm gonna get me a Brody if it's the last thing I do. Urp urp urp."

  [Roger chuckles] 

  Gene Siskel - Host : I guess that's what they say.

  Roger Ebert - Host : Very, very realistic, the shark talk.

  Gene Siskel - Host : Thank you. That was more interesting than the movie.