G.I. Joe: Retaliation (2013)
Dwayne Johnson: Roadblock
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Quotes
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Roadblock : In the immortal words of Jay-Z: "Whatever deity may guide my life, dear lord don't let me die tonight. But if I shall before I wake, I'd accept my fate."
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Captain Duke Hauser : Drive it like you stole it!
Roadblock : As your good friend, you need a new catchphrase.
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Captain Duke Hauser : Anyone ever tell you, you fight ugly?
Roadblock : Not from their backs, they don't.
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Joe Colton : [offering his minitank] It idles a little rough in neutral.
Roadblock : I ain't gonna be in neutral.
Joe Colton : Hoo-ah.
Roadblock : What about you?
Joe Colton : DOD says I can't come out of retirement. They didn't say anything about reenlisting.
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Roadblock : That's on the rise. Like your panties.
Captain Duke Hauser : You love my panties.
[pause]
Roadblock : That's an interesting choice of a joke. Of all the things you could say...
Captain Duke Hauser : Alright, okay, I'm just saying...
Roadblock : You love my panties?
Captain Duke Hauser : Are you going to shut up?
Roadblock : What does that mean?
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Roadblock : Damn ninjas.
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Roadblock : General.
Joe Colton : Call me Joe.
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[last lines]
Roadblock : Where can we find you, general?
Joe Colton : Just need my orders.
Roadblock : You know we'd make a hell of a team.
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Roadblock : I came here when I was fourteen, with a life expectancy of thirteen. I was bounced around from home to home until this... became my home. Guys would line up outside that door to fight me. They whooped my skinny ass so much I started to enjoy it. Until one winter, I grew eight inches, gained sixty pounds, punched a guy so hard he couldn't move his arm to tap out. Then when the Joes came recruiting to the hood, I'd already beaten down half of it. I became a Joe to serve. In the field. So if we're fighting uphill, we take the hill.
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[from trailer]
Roadblock : Let's move! The world ain't saving itself!