- Ziva David: And plastic silverware is not as safe as you may think. I once killed a man with a credit card.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Oh no, memory card's full. Means I have to delete some of my photos from Paris.
- Dr. Donald Mallard: If you have any of that pyramid outside the Louvre, delete them. That glass monstrosity is an offense to good taste.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Grab your stuff, McGee. We're going on a trip of our own.
- Leon Vance: Someplace exotic?
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Oh yeah. Downtown.
- Ziva David: Our boss, he has a list of rules. Rule #12 says you should never date a co-worker.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: My understanding, can't be done.
- Ziva David: Should not be done. How do you and your fiancee make it work?
- Nora Williams: You two looking for advice?
- Ziva David, Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: No.
- Dr. Donald Mallard: [as Gibbs is leaving] Yeah, it's been a long time since I visited Paris. Or - or went to the theatre.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: [Gibbs stops and turns around] YOu asking me on a date, Duck?
- Abby Sciuto: [Over the computer] Can I come too?
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Boss, I'm going to call an ambulance. Boss? Boss, you okay?
- [Gibbs groans]
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Did you- uh- did you hit your shoulder?
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: No. The car did, McGee. Cuff him.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Their flight was delayed.
- Leon Vance: Are you sure about that? Paris can be very hard to leave.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Not for them. Tony and Ziva don't like travelling together, much.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Nora, for a whistle blower on a major Defense Fraud case, you seem awfully relaxed.
- Nora Williams: I have faith in you to protect me.
- Ziva David: Well, most of our material witnesses are frightened parasites. I wish all the people we dealt with were as nice as you.
- Ziva David: Tony and I have, um, different approaches.
- Nora Williams: Yet complementary. You sure you two never...?
- Ziva David: No! Positive. Definitely, no.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Well thank goodness for this in-flight Wi-Fi. Does this qualify us for uh, Mile High Club?
- Dr. Donald Mallard: Certainly not. I'm surprised to hear that you are not already a member.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I never said I wasn't!
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Sargeant Mark Parsons. Member of his Special Ops Team said that he was good Marine, but a loner. No family. No close friends. Apparently our Marine-turned-hitman really kept to himself.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Nature of the business.