Martin Billany: Evil Tristan, Kaiba, Yugi, Joey, Duke, Mokuba, Robo-Monkey Tristan, Bandit Keith, Jack Atlas

Quotes 

• Gozaburo Kaiba : Seto, I don't want you to think I'm an unreasonable man

  Kaiba : Too late for that

  Gozaburo Kaiba : SHUT YOUR MOUTH YOU LITTLE INGRATE!... I mean, beloved son of mine. Tell me, Seto, what would you do if I were to put you in charge of KaibaCorp?

  Kaiba : Well, the first thing I'd do is...

  Kaiba : [Like a Boss starts playing]  Screw the rules!

  [Like A Boss] 

  Kaiba : Summon a dragon!

  [Like A Boss] 

  Kaiba : Invent a Duel Disk!

  [Like A Boss] 

  Kaiba : Jump out the window!

  [Like A Boss] 

  Kaiba : Rescue my brother!

  [Like A Boss] 

  Kaiba : Hang up the phone!

  [Like A Boss] 

  Kaiba : Impressed by rocks!

  [Like A Boss] 

  Kaiba : Collect the God Cards!

  [Like A Boss] 

  Kaiba : Fly a jet!

  Mokuba : Like a Boss!

  Kaiba : Write a check!

  [Like A Boss] 

  Kaiba : Land in a jetpack!

  [Like A Boss] 

  Kaiba : Be an asshole!

  [Like A Boss] 

  Gozaburo Kaiba : Well Seto, your song parody has not fallen on deaf ears. I'm giving you the opportunity to prove that you can run this company. Hobson, give Seto his gift of ten million dollars

• Lector : I hafta ask, how's it feel knowin' you're about to lose everything?

  Kaiba : I never lose, Lector!

  Yugi : Hey Kaiba, are you losing? I mean, I know how much you hate when that happens. After all, I've beaten you so many times. So are you losing right now? Is that what's happening? Did you already lose and you're just too embarrassed to admit it? Is the other guy winning? Kaiba?

  Kaiba : I never lose! Not since I defeated my stepfather in a game of wits when I was only a child.

  Yugi : So are you losing or not?

• Kaiba : And that, Lector, is why I always win!

  Yugi : Did you lose yet?

  Kaiba : SHUT UP YUGI!