Joe Garagiola: Self

Quotes 

• Joe Garagiola : You pick up a paper - "Cure Baldness". What is there to cure? Right? I mean, I don't have - it's not like a disease!

• Joe Garagiola : I'm also fed up with guys who write sports books that have to tell me how macho they are by using every four-letter word in the book. I've heard 'em. In fact, Durocher would use 'em grammatically correct.