The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson (TV Series)
Dana Carvey/Joe Garagiola/David Teitelbaum & Jack Saltzberg (1988)
Jack Saltzberg: Self
Quotes
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David Teitelbaum : [on crashing the Oscars red carpet as fake reporters] My biggest reservation was that I didn't have anything to wear. And...
Johnny Carson : Because that's a black tie affair.
David Teitelbaum : Absolutely. And, you know, I went out and bought this sport coat for this occasion, so...
Johnny Carson : Well, that's very nice - I appreciate that.
David Teitelbaum : Thank you.
Johnny Carson : So how'd you - how'd you come up with the wardrobe?
David Teitelbaum : Well, Jack - Jack had a tuxedo. And, uh...
Jack Saltzberg : I gave it to Dave; it was about four sizes too big, though.
Johnny Carson : Yeah. Well, didn't *you* have a tuxedo?
Jack Saltzberg : Well, I - I used my sister's black pants. So they were kinda small on me; my...
Johnny Carson : Well, in Hollywood, nobody - that wouldn't... perfectly appropriate dress.
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Johnny Carson : I think you got a great future with that kind of stuff - I really mean it. Congratulations - it's fun having you here.
Jack Saltzberg : Maybe I can earn enough money to pay off this suit here.
Johnny Carson : Oh, yeah - yeah... Well, you won't have to earn too much.