NCIS (TV Series)
Masquerade (2010)
Michael Weatherly: Anthony DiNozzo
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Quotes
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Well I sure hope I'm not around when Miss Hart finds out he used her client as bait... or maybe I do.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : What kind of people?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : He said the kind of people he wouldn't want to meet with.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [to Gibbs] We knocking?
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : No!
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Would you like the honors?
[Gibbs indicates his injured arm]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Oh yeah. I forgot.
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Ziva David : This country holds itself to a higher standard. It is a nation of laws which are to be followed not only when it is convenient or easy. I have seen firsthand what happens when convenience wins out.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : You never talk about it.
Ziva David : What is there to talk about?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [Long pause] Come on, Ziva.
Ziva David : What Saleem did was bad enough. Becoming like him would be worse.
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Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : McGee. Come on. You're with me.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Where we going?
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : To find the bomb.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Don't make me say it, McGee.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : We'll be careful, Tony.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Why don't you pick the lock and find out?
Ziva David : We DO NOT have a Warrant!
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : This building is foreclosed. Which means it is owned by the banks and since the people own the banks, I think technically we own the building.
Ziva David : WOW!
[shocked at his logic]
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : First a plague, now radiation poisoning. I'm starting to think someone really has it in for me.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : I was there too, near the car, you know.
Ziva David : We *all* were.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : But don't let that stop you from thinking about yourself.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : This isn't about me, it's about my little DiNozzo-makers. They've been nuked.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : I know!
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Do you? I mean, sure, Tim your kids are gonna be smart, but mine had a shot at being really beautiful.
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Margaret Allison Hart : I imagine you spend more on your hair than it costs to feed a third world family for a year.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [laughs] How much does that cost?
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[learning there is the threat of a dirty bomb, Tony, McGee and Ziva all exit the elevator, talking on their cell phones over each other, conducting three different inquiries]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [finishing] ... and nobody talk to the press!
Special Agent Timothy McGee , Ziva David : [finishing together] ... and do not talk to the press!
Guy Ross : [on TV] This just in...
Ziva David : Actually, I think it's a little too late for that.
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[McGee, dressed in a tuxedo at his desk, is attending a friend's wedding in Spain, via video chat]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I would be laughing, if I wasn't on the edge of tears.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : There's no way he's our guy. Not a suicide bomber in the world who would have a girlfriend who looks like that.
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Special Agent Timothy McGee : That's weird.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Weirder than you carrying a head around in a bag and forgetting about it?