- Yakko Warner: So sister, what's your story?
- Dot Warner: Well, I was born in the wagon of a travelin' show, my mama used to dance for the money they'd throw. Papa would do what...
- Yakko Warner: Not you! Her!
- Bette Midler: [Bursting through the door, singing] It's only one eye, but it's open!
- Yakko Warner: No, not you either. HER!
- Dot Warner: You said sister!
- Yakko Warner: All he-man detectives call women 'Sister' in the politically unaware decades preceding Women's Liberation.
- [to Hello Nurse]
- Yakko Warner: So sister
- [to Dot]
- Yakko Warner: who's really not my sister but I'm just CALLING sister...
- Yakko Warner: Tell us, where did you last see your boss?
- Hello Nurse: In the Mambo Room at the Tropicombo Club. A band was playing Latin dance music. I was with the doctor, he mumbled something. The band had a big dumb guy playing drums and everyone was dancing under a pole, then the doctor vanished.
- Yakko Warner: Now, lemme get this straight: He muttered some mumbo-jumbo during the Combo Samba in the Mambo at the Tropicombo. Then there was a jumbo dumbo playing the limbo on the bongos and then he was gone?
- Hello Nurse: That is absolutely correct!
- Ralph the Guard: Uh, by gad, sir. I'm a guy who likes talking to a guy who likes to talk to a guy what plays the bongos that likes to talk.
- Yakko Warner: Whew, have you got issues.
- Hello Nurse: I claim this statue in the name of Gulf and Western.
- Minerva Mink: I claim it in the name of Rupert Murdoch.
- Ralph the Guard: Uh, by gad, sir. I claim it in the name of Matsu... I mean, Mateshootie... uh... for Seagram's.
- Yakko Warner: Ah, I've got it. The mink is working for Fox, the pair of legs is working for Paramount, and the guy who needs rehearsal's working for Universal!
- Dot Warner: [dryly] Thank you, Dr. Seuss.
- Yakko Warner: Now about our fee.
- Hello Nurse: I'm prepared to pay well.
- Yakko Warner: Fine. We only ask one thing.
- Hello Nurse: What's that?
- Yakko Warner: Never put us on opposite '60 Minutes'; we'll get creamed.
- Yakko Warner: You were about to describe a caper.
- Hello Nurse: Well, it's a little green pickled thing sometimes found in salads.
- Yakko Warner: That is absolutely correct!
- Yakko Warner: Tell her what she's won!
- Wakko Warner: [jumps in her arms] Another date with me!
- Hello Nurse: Why do I get all the booby prizes?
- Dot Warner: I'm not even gonna touch that one.
- Minerva Mink: Stay back, I'm packin' a heater.
- [opens a briefcase, revealing a literal heater]
- Dot Warner: Ya can't argue with that; it's too stupid.