The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Precious Fragmentation (2010)
Johnny Galecki: Leonard Hofstadter
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Quotes
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[Leonard, Sheldon, Raj, and Howard climb the stairs of the apartment building all still holding the ring]
Howard Wolowitz : You know, there comes a point where this becomes idiotic.
Leonard Hofstadter : It wasn't when we were driving like this?
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Sheldon Cooper : [Penny hits Sheldon when he tried to get the ring from her neck in her sleep] You hit me! I'm bleeding!
Leonard Hofstadter : What was that?
Penny : Sheldon tried to take the ring and I punched him.
Leonard Hofstadter : That's my girl.
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Sheldon Cooper : Where's the ring?
Leonard Hofstadter : It's in a FedEx box on its way back to where it came from.
Raj Koothrappali : The fires of Mount Doom?
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Penny : Whatcha doing?
Leonard Hofstadter : Last one holding the ring decides its fate. I know it sounds silly.
Penny : No, no, no no no no, you are my boyfriend; nothing you do is silly to me.
Leonard Hofstadter : Thank you.
Penny : FYI, this is a bag from Victoria's Secret.
[goes into her apartment]
Leonard Hofstadter : [long pause] I'm out.
[follows her]
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Sheldon Cooper : I would advise the three of you that resistance is futile. I have endless patience. I once spent two and a half hours on hold with Hewlett Packard customer service just to complain about their customer service.
Leonard Hofstadter : You want to talk about endless patience? Penny made me watch all five seasons of "Sex and the City".
Raj Koothrappali : There's six seasons, dude.
Leonard Hofstadter : Aw, crap!
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Sheldon Cooper : [Takes the ring] Mine!
Leonard Hofstadter : No, it is not yours. We all went in on the box together.
Sheldon Cooper : Yes, but I found it in the box, and the laws of maritime salvage clearly state that the finder of a sunken treasure is the owner of the treasure.
Leonard Hofstadter : How is this maritime salvage?
Sheldon Cooper : Other than the lack of water, how is it not?
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Penny : Okay, just to be clear, the first piece of jewelry my boyfriend gives me is a prop from a movie and I don't even get to keep it?
Howard Wolowitz : If you had gone out with me three years ago, by now you'd have my great-aunt Ida's brooch that she smuggled out of occupied Belgium in a cat.
Leonard Hofstadter : How am I looking now?
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[first lines]
Leonard Hofstadter : Why do I always have to carry the heavy stuff?
Sheldon Cooper : Well it's very simple. In our ragtag band of scientists with nothing to lose, I am the smart one, Wolowitz is the funny one, and Koothrappali is the loveable foreigner who struggles to understand our ways and fails. That leaves you, by default, as the muscle.
Leonard Hofstadter : One more floor and I'd be the pulled muscle.
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Sheldon Cooper : [Leonard refuses to let Sheldon have the ring] I don't understand why, in this group, I never get my way.
[Leonard does a double take, unable to believe what he just heard]
Leonard Hofstadter : You *always* get your way!
Sheldon Cooper : I'll stipulate to that if you give me the ring.
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[last lines]
Sheldon Cooper : Give us the precious.
Leonard Hofstadter : Never!
Sheldon Cooper : [they fight] Give it to me!
Leonard Hofstadter : Get off of me!
Sheldon Cooper : Give me the ring!
Sheldon Cooper : It's mine!
Penny : OK. I gotta go back to dating dumb guys from the gym.
Sheldon Cooper : Give it to me! I said give it to me!
Leonard Hofstadter : Mi-i-i-i-i-ne!