The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Pants Alternative (2010)

Kaley Cuoco: Penny

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• Penny : So, whadda ya say, Sheldon, are we your X-Men?

  Sheldon : No, the X-Men were named for the X in Charles Xavier. Since I am Sheldon Cooper, you will be my C-Men.

• Leonard Hofstadter : Sheldon, you're being ridiculous.

  Sheldon Cooper : Am I? Let me tell you a story.

  Howard Wolowitz : [to himself]  Where's 70 children when you need them?

  Sheldon Cooper : I was 14 and graduating summa cum laude from college. Summa cum laude is Latin for with highest honors.

  Penny : I just love how you always skip over the part where no one asks.

• Sheldon : I question your premise. How is a new suit going to prevent me from passing out in front of a ballroom full of people?

  Penny : It'll give you confidence. You know, sometimes when I'm feeling all stressed out about something, I go out and buy a cute top or a fun skirt, and I have a whole new outlook on life.

  Sheldon : Don't you eventually realize you're just the same stressed-out person in a cute top or a fun skirt?

  Penny : Yep, that's when I buy shoes.

• Sheldon Cooper : Penny, Leonard, would you be able to answer some questions I'm having about the events of last night?

  Penny : Sure.

  Sheldon Cooper : Question 1: Where are my pants?