- Dr. Jim: You're the one that gave me this fucking credit card. It's only good to swipe your girlfriends ass and see if you can get some discharge.
- Carson: What's that?
- Bank Contractor: I work for the bank.
- Carson: The bank? Oh yeah the bank.
- Bank Contractor: Yeah I'm a subcontractor.
- Carson: Oh that's nice. You like that job?
- Bank Contractor: I really like that job.
- Carson: That's kind of like Blackwater for the government?
- Bank Contractor: Yeah it's kind of like that.
- Carson: Don't touch my door!
- Bank Contractor: Oh yeah?
- Carson: Ok?
- Bank Contractor: Got a problem?
- Carson: Yeah. I don't want you to touch the fucking door!
- Bank Contractor: All right.
- Carson: Get your hands off the door.
- Bank Contractor: Ok.
- Carson: Good. Welcome to America. Prick.
- Dr. Jim: You're the fucking asshole who gave me this credit that's useless! The only thing it's good for is to swipe your girlfriend's fucking ass and get some discharge out of it.
- Zombie Stalker Orderly: [to Zombie] I love you! I realize I love you! I love you! I always wanted my own little zombie to love, and feed, and teach! And we can go to the park! And do crafts!