The Simpsons (TV Series)

American History X-cellent (2010)

Karl Wiedergott: Prisoners, Burns' First Cellmate, Two-Hook Handed Man

Quotes 

• Burns' First Cellmate : Hiya, pal! I guess we're just two white-collar criminals.

  Mr. Burns : Oh, thank God. I thought you might be a hardened tattooed criminal.

  Burns' First Cellmate : Nah, they don't turn out too many of those at Dartmouth.

  Mr. Burns : Dartmouth? Guard, get me away from this brute! Get me out this instant!

  Burns' First Cellmate : Got my Masters at Virginia, the public Ivy.

  Mr. Burns : Guard!

• Prison Guard : Time for your cavity search.

  Mr. Burns : Oh, I haven't had a cavity in over forty years.

  Prison Guard : I wasn't talking about your teeth.

  Mr. Burns : Nor was I.