NCIS (TV Series)

Guilty Pleasure (2010)

Mark Harmon: Leroy Jethro Gibbs

Quotes 

• Ziva David : You what what you two? I have actually heard of this. You two are having a seven year bitch.

  Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : "Itch." And yes we are.

  Ziva David : You are like a married couple.

  Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : [Gibbs enters]  Oh no, they're not. They're still speaking.

• Holly Snow : Oh my rates have always been reasonable, Special Agent Gibbs. I'm just looking for... a little change of pace... and this.

  [Holly whispers to Gibbs] 

  Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : ...That's a deal breaker.

  Holly Snow : You need me, Gibbs.

• Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : [after Holly explains how she entered her line of work]  And they say you can't make money with a Liberal Arts Degree.

• Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : That's good work.

  [Gibbs tries to hug Abby] 

  Abby Sciuto : Wait... Could you give McGee my hug today? Because he really needs one.

  Special Agent Timothy McGee : [Gibbs turns and looks at McGee]  ... I'm good Boss.

• Holly Snow : All I wanted was dinner without expectations... with a friend.

  Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : We're friends?

• Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : [Holly Snow can't be located]  I didn't chain her to my leg, Leon.

  Leon Vance : Why not? Other men have paid money to do it.

• Leon Vance : Either way you have leverage on Charlotte. She has to co-operate.

  Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : That's the plan.

  Leon Vance : Well, that's easier said than done.

  Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : It's sex, Leon. Ain't nothing easy about sex.