The Penguins of Madagascar (TV Series)
The Red Squirrel/It's About Time (2010)
James Patrick Stuart: Private, Lab Tech
Quotes
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Skipper : Problem solved. Now go invent something that won't destroy the world.
Private : Like a snow cone machine.
Rico : Snow cone!
Kowalski : Snow cone, eh?
[Cut to New York submerged in snow cone]
Skipper : Kowalski! You maniac! You did it! You finally did it!
Kowalski : Yes, but you've got to admit, these are great snow cones.
Skipper : Oh, yes. Definitely worth it.
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Skipper : Kowalski, progress report.
Kowalski : Nearing completion on escape tunnel 15, Skipper.
Private : Isn't that being overly cautious?
Skipper : Even better. It's full-blown paranoia!
Kowalski : No, I mean, we already have 14 escape tunnels. Isn't that enough?
Skipper : Manfredi and Johnson thought so. What was left of them came back in a manila envelope.
Kowalski : From Manila, ironically.
Skipper : There's no such thing as "too paranoid", Private. Remember that and forget you ever heard it.
Private : Um, I don't think that works the way you think it...
Skipper : Eyes on the flippers.
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Skipper : Private, listen to me. There's a Kowalski from the future who...
Private : You have a future Kowalski? I have a future Kowalski! He says the time machine must be stopped.
Skipper : Well, mine says it has to be saved.
Private : Oh, dear. Which future Kowalski do we listen to?
Skipper : I say... the one who lets me slap a hippie!
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Skipper : That voice... That steely gaze.
Rockgut : You sugar puffs gonna stand there? Spill your tater tots. Where's the red squirrel?
Skipper : The red squirrel. Then you really are... Special agent Buck Rockgut.
Kowalski : The Buck Rockgut?
Private : Um, is that - is that some famous, then?
Private : Sweet ignorant Private, Buck Rockgut is our greatest american penguin hero. I've patterned my whole life after rotgut.
Kowalski : The bird who brought down penguin enemy number one: The red squirrel and may I say, it is honor, sir.
Rockgut : 86 the kiss-up, fauntleroy. let's get to brass tacks. I caught the squirrel, all right, but big red broke out, disappeared in the underground. so that's what I did too. 47 years I've been down in this bunker, waiting for the red squirrel to show his fluffy tail again. 47 years.
Rockgut : 47 years?
Rockgut : 47 years!
Private : Do you think the red squirrel would have shown up by now?
Skipper : Private.
Rockgut : College boy, huh? You see that bunker door? It only open when the red squirrel returns. Is it open now, dough boy?
Private : Yes.
Rockgut : Then red is back and you four lollipops are gonna help me find him.