The Simpsons (TV Series)

Chief of Hearts (2010)

Jane Kaczmarek: Judge Constance Harm

Quotes 

• Judge Constance Harm : Homer Simpson, for causing a panic in a bank, I hereby sentence you to 100 hours of community service.

  Homer Simpson : Community service? But... that's work! What about jail?

  Judge Constance Harm : [Pounds gavel]  Community service!

  Homer Simpson : No! Please send me to jail! Free meals! Teardrop tattoos! Library books that come to you! I'll serve anything but the community!