The Simpsons (TV Series)

Homer Scissorhands (2011)

Yeardley Smith: Lisa Simpson

Quotes 

• Milhouse Van Houten : Lisa, I love you. Is that love requited or un?

  Lisa Simpson : I'm sorry, Milhouse, but I don't love you and I never will.

• Lisa Simpson : I don't get it. Why would a popular fifth grader like Taffy be into a Milhouse like Milhouse?

  Bart Simpson : I dunno. It's just one of those mysteries, I guess. Like how do my clothes pick themselves up from the floor and fold themselves into my drawers.

• Bart Simpson : [Jumps in front of Lisa as she paints]  Ha-ha! I ruined your painting!

  Lisa Simpson : Bart, this isn't a photograph. I'm not going to paint you just because...

  [Sees that she has painted in Bart] 

  Lisa Simpson : Augh! You just ruined six months work!

  Bart Simpson : Gee, I'm really sorry... it wasn't a year!

  Lisa Simpson : You're going to regret the day you were born!

  Bart Simpson : I already do. It's too close to Christmas.