The Simpsons (TV Series)

The Fool Monty (2010)

Harry Shearer: Ned Flanders, Mr. Burns, Smithers, Lenny, Dr. Hibbert, Kent Brockman, Otto Mann

Quotes 

• Kent Brockman : A philantropist. A humanitarian. A man of peace. These are just a few of the men who have come to spit on Montgomery Burns' grave.

• Mr. Burns : I haven't a friend in the world.

  Smithers : You have me, sir.

  Mr. Burns : I pay you, Smithers. A man cannot pay another man to love him.

  Smithers : Well, actually...

  Mr. Burns : I'll retire to my bed.

  Smithers : That's where everyone put their coats.

  Mr. Burns : Throw them in my woodchipper and use the remains to wash my car.

  [Smithers tosses coats out window and into woodchipper, the shreds going into a bin marked "rags"] 

  Mr. Burns : Why does everyone hate me?

• Mr. Burns : I want to die gently in my own terms, crushing as many of those baby turtles as possible. Goodbye, insuficiently cruel world!

• Mr. Burns : You my daddy mommy puppy?

  Bart Simpson : Whoa! That fall must have turned your brains to oatmeal.

  Mr. Burns : My name oatmeal?

  Bart Simpson : This is too weird.

  [Leaves] 

  Mr. Burns : Wait for oatmeal.