The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Zarnecki Incursion (2011)

Kaley Cuoco: Penny

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Quotes 

• Penny : Want some coffee liqueur on your ice cream?

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Aah, here's the alcohol and drug peer pressure mother warned me about. I was starting to think it was never going to happen.

  [beat] 

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Yes, please.

• Priya Koothrappali : [Priya meets Penny as Penny leaves Leonard's apartment]  Oh, hello.

  Penny : Oh, hi. I was just dropping off a cheesecake to Sheldon. He was robbed of a bunch of imaginary crap that's useful in an make-believe place.

  Priya Koothrappali : I don't know what that means.

  Penny : Yeah, well, sadly, I do.

• Penny : Give my friend his stuff back.

  Todd Zarnecki : I don't know what you're talking about.

  Penny : Well then good news. Today is the day a girl is finally gonna touch you in your little special place.

  [Penny kicks his groin] 

  Penny : Now give him his stuff back.

  Todd Zarnecki : [In deep pain]  Ok.

  Sheldon Cooper : [shouting]  WE DID IT!

  [Penny looks at him] 

  Sheldon Cooper : I said *WE*.

• Penny : Anyways, I brought you a day-old cheesecake to cheer you up.

  Sheldon Cooper : Stale pastry is hollow succor to a man who is bereft of ostrich.

  Penny : Just say thank you.

  Sheldon Cooper : I thought I just did.

• Penny : [after Sheldon's game account got hacked]  Sorry, Sheldon. I know that game meant a lot to you.

  Sheldon : That game! Excuse me, Penny, but Doodle Jump is a game. Angry Birds is a game. World of Warcraft is a massively multi-player online role-playing... Alright, technically it's a game.

• [last lines] 

  Penny : All right. Well, great seeing you.

  Priya Koothrappali : Yeah, you too.

  [Priya goes into Leonard's apartment] 

  Penny : Amy's right; I do want to fling my poop at her.

• Penny : You know, for the first couple of months, whenever I would take off my bra, he would giggle and say, "Oh, boy, my breast friends!"