The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Zazzy Substitution (2010)

Laurie Metcalf: Mary Cooper

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• Mary Cooper : Sheldon, sit down. Let's talk.

  Sheldon Cooper : All right. But you're not fooling me. Whenever you say we have to talk it means you want me to listen.

  Mary Cooper : Then stop talking.

  Sheldon Cooper : Yes ma'am.

• Mary Cooper : Yeah, I get it. You got a lot of cats and you gave 'em cute Jewish names.

  Sheldon Cooper : What are you doing here?

  Mary Cooper : Leonard called, and he said that you were pining for a young lady.

  Sheldon Cooper : Oh, that's preposterous. I'm not pining over anyone.

  Mary Cooper : Oh, lamb chop, we can quibble what to call it, but I think we can both agree it's creepy.

• Mary Cooper : He thinks he's such a smarty pants. He's no different from any man. You tell 'em not to do something, that's all they want to do. If I hadn't told my brother Stumpy not to clear out the wood chipper by hand, we'd still be callin' him Edward.