- Penelope Shafai: [on phone] The Boom Boom Room's a private club, and we're having trouble with the doorman. Can you help?
- Blair Waldorf: Penelope, this isn't Congress. Accomplish something!
- Gossip Girl: [as Blair wakes up from nightmare] They say waking up is hard to do...
- [and Serena wakes up next to latest acquaintance]
- Gossip Girl: especially when you're not alone.
- Blair Waldorf: What have we here? Bed... unspent in? Hair in missionary disarray? And yesterday's dress with today's shame all over it.
- Serena van der Woodsen: No shame. For your information, we just stayed up talking all night.
- Blair Waldorf: Oh. So does this chatty insomniac have a name?
- Serena van der Woodsen: Colin. The cab stealer.
- Blair Waldorf: [with derision] Oh, well, you showed him.
- Serena van der Woodsen: It turns out he actually has some redeeming qualities. He's handsome, in an old Hollywood way. He's smart. And even though he's a businessman, he's more interested in Lichtenstein and Warhol, which he collects, by the way.
- Blair Waldorf: Then what are you doing here?
- Serena van der Woodsen: He also collects women that he puts into cabs, a new one each morning... and I'm not gonna be one of them. I won't be. What's wrong with you? You look exhausted.
- Blair Waldorf: Oh, I had another Chuck nightmare. It was awful. I was in Wait Until Dark. And I knew that he was there, just lying in wait, like in real life. But then when he attacked me, he turned out to be a she.
- Serena van der Woodsen: [amused smile] Like Chuck in drag or an actual girl?
- Blair Waldorf: Oh, I don't know, I was blind!
- Serena van der Woodsen: It all makes sense. You dream about being attacked ever since Chuck declared war.
- Blair Waldorf: I guess so. But then, why a girl?
- [shakes her head]
- Blair Waldorf: And the hair, so long and...
- [then realizes it's Jenny she has on her mind]
- Serena van der Woodsen: B, hey, can we talk about this on our way to school? Without the cab stealer, I've no excuse for being late. And I promised the dean I'd be a model student.
- Blair Waldorf: Uh, I'm gonna meet you there. There's something I need to do first.
- Serena van der Woodsen: Okay.
- [out the door]