Parks and Recreation (TV Series)
The Fight (2011)
Retta: Donna Meagle
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Quotes
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Ron Swanson : Is this everybody?
Donna Meagle : Ann took a cab, Tom's in the trunk, Jerry's on the roof. Alright, where to first?
Leslie Knope : Your mother's butt.
[Everybody but Donna drunkenly laughs]
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Donna Meagle : I can only drink warm tap water with cayenne pepper.
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Chris Traeger : Pre-broth is an amazing stage! It's when you're most alert!
Donna Meagle : Good. *Some*one needs to be alert tonight. This Snake Juice is basically rat poison! Everybody's wasted!
Leslie Knope : [weeping uncontrollably] You don't even know one thing, I didn't even say one thing and then she asked me the whole thing and I didn't even do it once!
Tom Haverford : I'm like an elephant, okay? If I walk into a room, it's like, okay, he's in there.
Ann Perkins : I'mma gonna tell you...
[pointing to someone]
Ann Perkins : That... that bitch over there... I'm gonna tell... I'm gonna tell... I don't even brag...
Ben Wyatt : [confidently] Bababooey.
Andy Dwyer : Turn this music down!
[singing like the lead singer of a 90s grunge band]
Andy Dwyer : Farts and poop and love and stuff... Macaroni salad...
April Ludgate : [speaks incomprehensible Spanish gibberish]
Jerry Gergich : [laughs like an idiot, then chokes]
Ron Swanson : [dances while wearing April's pillbox hat crazily]