NCIS (TV Series)
Moonlighting (2010)
Mark Harmon: Leroy Jethro Gibbs
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Quotes
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NCIS Agent Susan Grady : I'm an 080 security specialist, not a full-time agent. I got clearance from the director before I started freelancing.
Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : Wait. Director Vance knows?
NCIS Agent Susan Grady : No, this was Director Shepard. This was, I think, February of '08.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Susan, you're not in trouble.
NCIS Agent Susan Grady : I know I'm not in trouble. I haven't broken any regulations.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Then stop acting defensive.
NCIS Agent Susan Grady : I'm not acting! I'm genuinely feeling on the defensive. You have a very off-putting way of putting people... you know, off.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : You spent like 6 hours online last night. You need to unplug. Talk to real people.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Uh, these are real people, Tony.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : *Living* breathing people with lungs and skin you can touch and interact with. Gotta find you one of those.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : [Gibbs enters] Yeah, well. I got one of the other kind. Petty Officer washed up on a Maryland beach. Grab your stuff.
Jimmy Palmer : [Excitedly] Oh all right!... That is not an appropriate reaction, is it?
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Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : [to Gibbs] You have a surveillance camera in the Conference Room now? Hope you don't have one in the elevator.
Leon Vance : We don't. Not yet at least, Agent Fornell. How can I help you?
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Borrow your TV.
Leon Vance : And my copy of Emily Post. Door was closed.
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Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Petty officer washed up on a Maryland beach. Grab your stuff.
Jimmy Palmer : Oh all right!
[Gibbs gives him a look]
Jimmy Palmer : That is not an appropriate reaction is it?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I know, Boss. I'm as shocked as you are, but *Ziva* invited the Gremlin up here.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Don't get him wet.
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Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : You still investigating those mob hits?
Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : Hence the undercover beard. I'm worried. If it gets a little bigger...
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : People are gonna start thinking you're Kenny Rogers.
Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : The hits.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : I'm gonna start calling you the Gambler.
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Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : [as Gibbs is about take a polygraph] Where are you thinking of clipping that thing?
NCIS Agent Susan Grady : Uh, it's for the sphincter sensor.
Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : [laughing] Oh geez!
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Special Agent Timothy McGee : [ID'ing a second victim at their crime scene] Well, no names coming up in AFIS. Oh, wait a second, boss. We've got a red flag here. It says to contact the FBI.
Ziva David : I think I recognize this guy. Isn't it...?
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Stefano Delmar.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Who?
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Organized crime. Up-and-comer. Our petty officer stumbled onto a hit.
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Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : Did you start looking... after we saw the judge... or before?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : ...Before.
Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : Right...
[to Gibbs]
Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : Thanks for doing it my way.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Yeah, don't mention it.
Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : I was being facetious.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : So was I.
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Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : You know what my problem is? My only suspect makes 30 grand a year, and he just spent $40,000 on damn new fishing boat!
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Bill : Gnarly, dude!
Ted : Yeah, for real.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Words. Use 'em! Helpful ones.
Ted : We're sleeping in our van, yo, right. And we hear "Bam! Bam! Boom! Boom! Crack! Crack!"
Bill : Gun shots, dude. That's what I said. I was like "Dude, gunshots!" Right?
Ziva David : So you're saying there were 6 gunshots.
Bill : No, two gunshots, but there was like an echo. And he was like "Dude, don't look", but I was like "Dude we're lookin'!"
Ted : Yeah, and then we like peeked through the windows. And we saw two dudes drive off in a black Lincoln.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Two? You're sure it wasn't an echo?
Bill : Yeah, two dudes.
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NCIS Agent Susan Grady : Um, if you could just make some room.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Where are you thinking of clipping that thing?
NCIS Agent Susan Grady : It's for the sphincter sensor.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Oh, gee...
Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : [snickers]
NCIS Agent Susan Grady : I, uh, usually set this up beforehand.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : All you need now is a buzzer.
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Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : [to their murder suspect] You really think you're such a natural that you didn't leave behind a single red hair? You never faced your victims, but you still murdered them.
Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : You know, it doesn't matter that you think they had it coming. You were appointed judge. Not jury and executioner.
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Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : He was thrown in alive?
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Petty Officer was trying to be a good samaritan.
Jimmy Palmer : No good deed goes unpunished.