The Cleveland Show (TV Series)

How Do You Solve a Problem Like Roberta? (2011)

Kevin Michael Richardson: Cleveland Brown Jr., Lester Krinklesac

Quotes 

• Cleveland Brown Jr. : Donna, all kids eventually grow away from their parents. Except Junior, who has no need to rebel because I am to quote the T-shirt he gave me for my birthday, a "Rad Dad." Watch this. Junior, get in here.

  Cleveland Brown Jr. : Coming.

  [walks into the bathroom and begins to undress] 

  Cleveland Brown : No. This is a daddy bath.

  Cleveland Brown Jr. : Aww.

• Cleveland Brown : Junior, is there anything you'd like to share? Perhaps something deeply intimate and personal.

  Cleveland Brown Jr. : Well, there is this girl at school I like.

  Cleveland Brown : Mmm hmm.

  Cleveland Brown Jr. : And I rub my armpit on her locker.

  Cleveland Brown : Okay.

  Cleveland Brown Jr. : And as long as we're being honest, I should tell you that one time when I was wearing your underwear I had an accident and threw them out.

  Cleveland Brown : Uh-huh.

  Cleveland Brown Jr. : Oh, and I call an AM radio station every night and pretend to be a teacher at a local high school who dedicates Miley Cyrus songs to the sophomore girl he's having an affair with. I try to imagine what it feels like to be the girl...

  Cleveland Brown : Ah-ah-ah, that's enough. For God's sake, that's enough.

• Cleveland Brown : [to Donna]  Would it make you feel any better to know that under my watch Roberta nearly lost her life in an underground street race with an Asian gang while the driver of her car was stinking drunk?

  Donna Tubbs : She did?

  Cleveland Brown : Affirmative. Donna, parenting a teenage boy is easy. The worst thing that can happen is he messes up some teenage girl's life. Parenting a teenage girl is impossible. We should cut our losses and put our energy into Junior.

  Cleveland Brown Jr. : [walks in the living room naked]  Rallo made me invisible.

  Cleveland Brown : How did Junior get a C-section scar?