- Patrick Zweig: I think maybe you're disturbed by the fact that she could've been with someone like me.
- Art Donaldson: When we were teenagers.
- Patrick Zweig: Huh.
- [smiles]
- Patrick Zweig: When we were teenagers.
- Patrick Zweig: Wait, are you on Facebook?
- Tashi Donaldson: What?
- Art Donaldson: He's asking for your number. And so am I.
- Tashi Donaldson: You don't know what tennis is.
- Patrick Zweig: What is it?
- Tashi Donaldson: It's a relationship.
- Patrick Zweig: Is that what you and Anna Mueller had today?
- Tashi Donaldson: It is, actually. For about fifteen seconds there, we were actually playing tennis. And we understood each other completely. So did everyone watching. It's like we were in love. Or like we didn't exist. We went somewhere really beautiful together.
- Art Donaldson: Remember when you said you'd let me win?
- Patrick Zweig: That was a lifetime ago.
- [Art stands up with a huge election]
- Art Donaldson: What about my grandmother?
- Patrick Zweig: [slapping Art's election] I hope she has a fucking stroke.
- Tashi Donaldson: [after Patrick notices her engagement ring] It was his grandmother's.
- Patrick Zweig: How is she?
- Tashi Donaldson: She died. Stroke.
- Tashi Donaldson: How often does this happen? Going after the same girl?
- Patrick Zweig: Not as often as you'd think.
- Art Donaldson: We usually have different types.
- Tashi Donaldson: So you're saying I should be flattered?
- Art Donaldson: Aren't you everybody's type?