Two and a Half Men (TV Series)

Gumby with a Pokey (2010)

Charlie Sheen: Charlie Harper

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Quotes 

• [Charlie and Berta are high on medical marijuana] 

  Charlie Harper : Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!

  Berta : What?

  Charlie Harper : I love you, Berta.

  Berta : I love you, too, Charlie. Gimme a thousand dollars.

  Charlie Harper : Why?

  Berta : Well, if you have to ask, you don't really love me.

• Charlie Harper : [Charlie is hallucinating about his former girlfriends and huddled in his bed]  Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God!

  Chloe : How many times has *that* been said in this bed?

  [laughs] 

  Linda : Or in this chair?

  Isabella : And all over this rug.