The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Plimpton Stimulation (2010)

Kaley Cuoco: Penny

Quotes 

• Penny : You know what? It's, it's none of my business. If you want to sleep with Sheldon's doctor buddy right after we stopped seeing each other, go for it.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Well, now...

  Sheldon Cooper : Excuse me. I'm uncomfortable with you recommending that Leonard pursue having intercourse with Dr. Plimpton, who I assure you has better things to do.

  Penny : I'm not recommending it. I'm saying it already happened.

  Sheldon Cooper : That's preposterous. Tell her, Leonard.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Well.

  Sheldon Cooper : No.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Come on. It wasn't my fault.

  Sheldon Cooper : The implication being that you somehow tripped and fell into her lady parts?

  Penny : You know what? I'm just gonna take the bus to work.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Penny, I can still drive you.

  Penny : Oh, no, no, it's okay. You might slip on a banana peel and get me pregnant.

• [last lines] 

  Leonard Hofstadter : Listen, I've been meaning to talk to you about the other morning.

  Penny : You mean you and Doctor Slut-bunny?

  Leonard Hofstadter : Yeah, I wanted to explain.

  Penny : You don't owe me an explanation.

  Leonard Hofstadter : I don't?

  Penny : No, you don't.

  Leonard Hofstadter : So, you're not judging me?

  Penny : Oh, I'm judging you nine ways to Sunday, but you don't owe me an explanation.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Nevertheless, I'd like to get one on the record so you can understand why I did what I did.

  Penny : I'm listening.

  Leonard Hofstadter : [very long pause]  She let me.

• Penny : You're having a woman stay with you?

  Sheldon Cooper : Yes. Why does that seem to flabbergast everybody?

  Penny : Oh, no no no no no, I'm not flabbergasted. I'm... puzzled. Yeah, let's go with puzzled.

• Sheldon Cooper : Oh, Penny, excellent. I have a question about these maxi pads. Are the wings truly functional or have I fallen victim to marketing hype?

  Penny : What? What are you doing with...? What?

  Sheldon Cooper : The stock boy at Walgreens was frustratingly uninformed on the subject.

  Penny : Sheldon, what are you doing with maxi pads?

  Sheldon Cooper : I have a lady friend who will be staying with me for a few days.