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Quotes
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Diane : You want me to just let go of 40 years of irresponsibility, embarrassment, and her total refusal to grow up?
Jude : Yes, exactly.
Diane : [incredulous] Like a balloon that'll just float away.
Jude : It's not a balloon, Diane. It's a sandbag you've got to drop for the balloon to get off the ground.
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[first lines]
Diane : Did you know I had to get three more bottles of wine today on account of Richard's new wife's aversion to California chardonnay?
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Jude : You know, you're something of a legend around here. Your mom talks about you all the time.
Diane : Let me guess: "tightass lawyer who is in need of a soul transplant."
Jude : No, actually, she's fonder of the details - you used to collect leaves, you like the Beatles...
Diane : Everybody likes the Beatles.
Jude : That is true.
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Grace : Speaking of fertility, you know what tonight is, don't you? Full moon!
Diane : Oh, no... no...
Grace : Why not? Zoe's real excited about it.
Diane : No, she has to take Jake on his date with Tara, she has to chaperon.
Grace : Diana, honey, don't be a cock block. He creates enough obstacles on his own.
Diane : Mom, could you please not say "cock block"?