- Merlin: Ow.
- Arthur: Is there something wrong with you?
- Merlin: I've been on a horse all day.
- Arthur: Is your little bottom sore?
- Merlin: Yes. It's not as fat as yours.
- Arthur: [laughs] You know, you've got a lot of nerve, for a wimp.
- Merlin: I may be a wimp, but at least I'm not a... dollop-head.
- Arthur: There's no such word.
- Merlin: It's idiomatic.
- Arthur: It's what?
- Merlin: You need to be more in touch with the people.
- Arthur: Describe "dollop-head."
- Merlin: In two words?
- Arthur: Yeah.
- Merlin: Uh... Prince Arthur.