Psych (TV Series)
Dual Spires (2010)
Dulé Hill: Burton Guster
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Quotes
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Maudette Hornsby : Isn't cherry the best?
Burton 'Gus' Guster : The best what?
Maudette Hornsby : Everything, silly. I thought you were psychic.
Shawn Spencer : I am. I'm the psychic. But how did you know that?
Maudette Hornsby : Word travels. You know, we don't get a lot of gossip around here so an untimely death, a psychic and a black man all in one day. Epic.
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Juliet O'Hara : We came up here because chief wanted us to get a positive I.D. on Paula Merall's body.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : To see if it matched the one found in Santa Barbara?
Carlton Lassiter : No, see that's the thing. We never recovered her body. Which didn't sit well with me. The inlet where she supposedly drowned has no current, which means her body should have floated up between 2.3 and 3.1 days. Oh, I know this because waiting for corpses to resurface is a passion of my life.
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12 Year-Old Girl : Hey mister, are you Frederick Douglass?
Burton 'Gus' Guster : Shawn, we need to get out of here.
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Shawn Spencer : Do you remember the last e-mail, the one with all those weird hieroglyphics?
Burton 'Gus' Guster : They were numbers and letters, Shawn.
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Burton 'Gus' Guster : The Great Northern! I'm not familiar with that publication.
Shawn Spencer : What, You know every small town newspaper in California?
Burton 'Gus' Guster : Actually, I do, Shawn.
Shawn Spencer : Ridgecrest?
Burton 'Gus' Guster : The Daily Independent.
Shawn Spencer : Shawnopolis?
Burton 'Gus' Guster : That doesn't exist.
Shawn Spencer : Yet. I just need fifty-thousand signatures, and a large plot of land.
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[Shawn and Gus arrive at Doctor Gooden's office where her various specializations are listed - Donna Gooden, M.D., General Practice, Psychiatry, Pediatrics, Optometry, Gastrology, Podiatry, Dermatology, Orthodontics, Forensics, Veterinary Medicine, Esquire]
Burton 'Gus' Guster : Looks like the doctor stays pretty busy.
Shawn Spencer : Guess you're out of luck if you need a massage
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Shawn Spencer : Gus was wondering if you would like to be his date to Betty Boop night at the road house.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : They don't have a Betty Boop night in the road house.
Shawn Spencer : Oh, then they don't have my business anymore, either.
Maudette Hornsby : Sure you can keep up with me? I like to dance *all* night long.
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Burton 'Gus' Guster : Father Westley. Thank God you were here, literally.
Shawn Spencer : We were about to be wicker men. How did you find us?
Father Westley : I just had faith.
Shawn Spencer : Really?
Father Westley : No, boys. I just got to town, and I saw the fire. I saw the tandem bicycle outside. It all added up.
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Burton 'Gus' Guster : These books are archaic
Shawn Spencer : And very old
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Shawn Spencer : Well, look up this town, Dual Spires. How could there be a Cinnamon Festival that we've never heard of?
[Gus looks up Dual Spires on a map]
Shawn Spencer : Zoom in.
[Gus zooms in]
Shawn Spencer : Zoom in again. Keep zooming...
Burton 'Gus' Guster : I am, Shawn! Dude, this town is so small that it's in parenthesis.
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[first lines]
Shawn Spencer : Dude, do you know they make silent window shades? Some woman in Washington invented them back in the early '90s.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : Since when is the sound of opening and closing shades so disruptive that it needs to be alleviated?
Shawn Spencer : Why do you have to hate on other people's crimes of innovation?
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Randy Jackson : Who are you?
Shawn Spencer : A couple of guys with a passion for the truth.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : And cinnamon.
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Burton 'Gus' Guster : The Dewey decimal system? I didn't know they still used this.
Shawn Spencer : That's because people don't want to crack war codes when the payoff is Jane Eyre.
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Burton 'Gus' Guster : Was Randy Jackson with you the night Paula died?
Maudette Hornsby : Why, do you think she was M, U, R, D, E, R, E, D or something?
Shawn Spencer : M, A, Y, B, E.
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Donna Gooden : [handing Gus a gown] Put this on and then lay face down on my table.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : [while Dr Gooden inspects his mouth with a tongue depressor] Uh, you know ah... ah. Actually, I think...
Donna Gooden : Snap to it!