- Hal: Have you been home?
- Jake Fischer: Come on, Hal.
- Hal: She didn't know you where going to Bright Falls.
- Jake Fischer: Well I guess she does now.
- Rose Darkens: So, what are you - a detective or a peeping tom?
- Jake Fischer: Uh, both. A reporter.
- Rose Darkens: Kinky.
- Busboy: Haspy Burrday to you, Haspy Burrday to ju, Haspy Burrday, Haspy Burrday, Haspy Burrday, Haspy Burrday, Haspy Burrday to you.