- Morgan Grimes: Okay. Think, Morgan. How do I get him angry? How do I get him an-? Oh crap!
- [Morgan sighs]
- Morgan Grimes: Okay, Casey, I know you can hear me. And I have something *very* important to tell you. I've been dating your daughter. Yeah, yeah. We're technically on the rocks right now, kind of. But you know, things we're getting pretty serious. Hol - holding hands. And uh, and the kissing was just out of control. But I've been a perfect gentleman. I need you to know. Always a perfect gentleman. Although, it definitely felt like pretty soon,
- [Morgan gulps]
- Morgan Grimes: she'd be spending the night.
- John Casey: [Calling the Buy More] Casey. Code red. I've been drugged. Don't know how long I can stay conscious. Need extraction. In an alley. 4th and Hill. I'll be in a dumpster.
- Jeff Barnes: Don't worry, Casey. I know that dumpster!
- John Casey: Wait! Who is this? Where's Chuck?
- Jeff Barnes: We're on our way.
- [Jeff hangs up. Then into the PA system]
- Jeff Barnes: Lester. Nerd Herd emergency. Man down! Meet me at the Herder.
- John Casey: Only place I can think of to get these three sons of bitches back together would be my funeral.
- Chuck Bartowski: That's it! Casey, I know how to find your old team. We have to kill you.
- Sarah Walker: Uh oh.
- Chuck Bartowski: "Uh oh?" You don't say "Uh oh?"
- Sarah Walker: You step out of that laser beam, this goes off.
- T.I.: Hey, eulogy guy. Looking for Casey.
- Morgan Grimes: Casey who?
- [T.I. knocks Morgan to the ground]
- Morgan Grimes: That Casey.
- T.I.: Get up! Got a message for him. We've got his friends. We're taking them on a little gold digging trip. He knows where. Tell him he has 24 hours to show up alone, or he's gonna have two more funerals to go to.
- Mackintosh: She's Volkoff's right hand. When he has a problem, he sends in Frost. And that problem disappears.
- Chuck Bartowski: [Quietly] Sarah, I'm kind of starting to think that my mom might be one of the bad guys.
- Packard: If you hadn't been such a hard ass, Casey, we all wouldn't be here right now.
- Mackintosh: We'd be on a beach earning 20%... unless we invested in real estate.
- Sarah Walker: Is this the part where I'm supposed to ask you what you're thinking about?
- Chuck Bartowski: My mom. I thought she was a prisoner that needed to be saved, and... then I come to find out she's just one of the bad guys.
- Sarah Walker: Chuck, we don't know what side your mom is on.
- Chuck Bartowski: Maybe not. But there's one thing I do know. In order to find the one person who... left me, I've endangered the lives of everyone who would never leave me. Morgan, Casey, you. I'm gonna stop looking for my mom.
- Sarah Walker: No. Chuck...
- Chuck Bartowski: No, it's okay. I thought I had to bring my family back together, but I don't. You guys, Awesome, Ellie, you're my family. I love you.
- Sarah Walker: I love you. I'll see you inside.
- Chuck Bartowski: Yeah.
- [Sarah goes inside; Chuck's phone rings and he answers it]
- Chuck Bartowski: Hello.
- Mary Bartowski: Hello, Chuck. It's your mother.
- Packard: All right, so we gotta chop his arm off.
- T.I.: His left one, right? I was planning on doing it with this.
- [Holds up a knife]
- Packard: Not with a knife! No. Too dull. What we need is a surgical saw.
- Mackintosh: I got one in the other room.
- Packard: Yeah, you mess up the hand, you won't be able to open the vault.
- Morgan Grimes: Casey. Couch lock... Cable.
- John Casey: [Casey realizes what Morgan's planning] Oh, good Lord.
- [to Chuck and Sarah]
- John Casey: Lift your feet up. Do it. Do it now!
- Sarah Walker: He's going to try and shock them.
- Chuck Bartowski: Morgan! Morgan, NO!