NCIS (TV Series)
Spider and the Fly (2010)
Sean Murray: Timothy McGee
Quotes
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Special Agent Timothy McGee : No. No. Other things. Like breakfast without beer.
Ziva David : I thought that was the Irish.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Canadians too.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : No, beer doesn't go well with eggs or oatmeal. Why are you so tan?
Ziva David : Why are you so white?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : I've always been like this.
Ziva David : Becomes you.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : You're lying.
Ziva David : Through my teeth.
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[McGee, reporting from Canada, is wearing an enormous fur hat, and constantly getting nudged by a Mountie's horse]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [laughing] That horse likes you!
Special Agent Timothy McGee : This isn't funny, Tony.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Oh, poor McMountie. Hey, so have you seen any, like, moose and stuff up there? Where's your buddy Claude? Isn't that your friendly Saint Bernard with the little barrel of whisky under his chin?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Look, I've been up here playing Dudley Do-Right for two weeks, okay? It's September, and there's snow on the ground. Could you at least give me a little compassion here?