NCIS (TV Series)

False Witness (2010)

Cote de Pablo: Ziva David

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• [Tony admits to Ziva that he's shaken to learn that one of his ex-girlfriends attempted suicide after he broke up with her] 

  Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Maybe instead of having a mid-life crisis, I'm having a mid-life crazy.

  Ziva David : [turns him to face her]  Look, you are not crazy, okay? You are just... growing up. And some lessons are more painful as we grow older, when the stakes are higher. But... you need to find balance. And yes, yes, yes, yes, *yes*, you need to treat people more respectfully, especially when it comes to matters of the heart. But you need to be who you are.

  Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Who am I?

  Ziva David : You are... Tony DiNozzo. The class clown. That is why we love you.

• Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [Handing files to an agent]  Get these down to Archives ASAP. They've been asking for them for 3 months.

  NCIS Agent : Okay.

  Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Agent McGee. Probationary Agent David. Good morning.

  Ziva David : Looks like Tony.

  Special Agent Timothy McGee : Doesn't sound like him.

• Special Agent Timothy McGee : Look, Tony is a great investigator, don't get me wrong. But the closest he likes coming to filling out paperwork is renewing his Maxim subscription.

  Ziva David : I know. Which is why I'm growing so concerned.

  Special Agent Timothy McGee : You know what? Actually, I am too. He gave me half his french fries at lunch.

  Ziva David : One of us has to confront him.

  Special Agent Timothy McGee : And tell him what? Why aren't you acting like a 14 year old anymore?

  Ziva David : I was going to say more like a 12 year old. But *yes*.

• Deputy DA Gail Walsh : Did you know that the majority of people meet their spouces at work?

  Ziva David : ...Huh? Not something I have high hopes for.

• P.O. Jerry Neisler : But you and Tony are...

  Ziva David : Enough! We're just friends. There's nothing different about him.

  P.O. Jerry Neisler : All right.

• [at a bird hunting preserve] 

  Ziva David : We have been to three parks already! The lead was thin enough to begin with! Perhaps Abby's sending us on a wild...

  [a hunter walks past them, carrying a dead goose] 

  Ziva David : Oh, never mind!