- Dr. Maura Isles: These people are not the enemy.
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: Yeah, neither was Columbus. Tell that to the Native Americans he killed with smallpox.
- Dr. Maura Isles: The Fairfields helped build this city.
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: My grandfather was an ironworker. He helped build this city.
- Angela Rizzoli: [at the bar, pitching a health drink] Do you get tired in the afternoon? Forget where your keys are, your phone? Well, Polynesian people are among the healthiest and happiest people in the planet. Now, science knows why. And it comes in a bottle.
- Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: [watching] How long's this been going on?
- Detective Vince Korsak: A while. I got the two bottle special.
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: Hey.
- [offering Maura a bar of chocolate]
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: Got 24-carot gold flakes in it.
- Dr. Maura Isles: Are you making fun of me?
- Sumner Fairfield: [to Korsak and Frost] Fairfields'll do a lot of things to each other, detective. Brothers don't kill brothers.
- Garrett Fairfield: [to Maura] Fairfields'll do a lot of things to each other, but brothers don't kill brothers.
- Dr. Maura Isles: Mmm, branzino. With a Mugnier reduction.
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: Oh, ugh, it's looking at me, like I personally put the hook in. How am I supposed to eat that?
- Dr. Maura Isles: Use your fish knife. It's next to the melon spoon.
- [first lines]
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: You believe in love at first sight?
- Dr. Maura Isles: Immediate attraction is pure narcissism.
- [last lines]
- Dr. Maura Isles: [trying beer for the first time] That's delicious!
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: Right? Wait 'til you try a spuckie.
- Dr. Maura Isles: I don't know what that is, but it sounds really...
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: Why are you doing the autopsy on a Sunday? Did they cancel all the kundalini-pulao-riku-yoga classes?
- Dr. Maura Isles: Kundalini is sacred energy work, pulao is a savory rice dish and I'm pretty sure that you made up that last word
- Dr. Maura Isles: [hands Jane an invitation] I want you to be my guest
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: Won't I embarrass you?
- Dr. Maura Isles: Probably. But haven't I embarrassed you?
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: No... more than half a dozen times.
- [reads the invitation]
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: "Cocktail dress requir..." Can't I just go like this?
- Dr. Maura Isles: If you're going to embarrass me, at least do it in the proper clothes!