- [opening narration]
- Jeremy Clarkson: Tonight, I wear a hat, Richard wears a hat, and James wears a hat.
- Jeremy Clarkson: [opens up the hood to see orange gunk all over the engine] Holy moly! What terrible thing has happened here? It actually has diarrhea is what happened here!
- Jeremy Clarkson: [opens up the hood to see orange gunk all over the engine] Holy moly! What terrible thing has happened here? It actually had diarrhea is what happened here!