- Mr. Ferguson: Why don't you call the police?
- Mrs. Jackson: Yes. Do you have the number?
- Mr. Webber: Nein, nein, nein.
- Mrs. Jackson: All right, I'll find it in the book.
- Nick Diamond: Which side of the bed you want?
- Tim Diamond: The inside.
- [thows himself down on the bed]
- Tim Diamond: You can have the chair.
- Nick Diamond: Thanks.
- Charlotte van Dam: I know an innocent man when I see one. And your brother's got the most lovely, big wide innocent eyes.
- Nick Diamond: Yeah, they match his lovely, big wide innocent brain.
- Mrs. Jackson: This is Mr. Ferguson.
- [Ferguson chuckles and nods]
- Mrs. Jackson: Try not to mention mountains or tall buildings to him. Mr. Ferguson suffers terribly from virtigo.
- Tim Diamond: Hi!
- [Ferguson faints on the spot]
- Mr. Webber: Ach, you monster!