Resident Alien (TV Series)
Alien Dinner Party (2022)
Alan Tudyk: Harry Vanderspeigle
Quotes
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Harry Vanderspeigle : I do not understand why humans celebrate their births. Everyone who is alive has been born. It is not special. A birthday party is just a participation trophy.
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Harry Vanderspeigle : I do not like having people in my house uninvited.
Asta Twelvetrees : Well, now you know how Earth felt when you got here.
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Harry Vanderspeigle : Human infants are the only mammal whose main attribute is helpless flopping.
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Asta Twelvetrees : Take that thing downstairs.
Harry Vanderspeigle : Only half of it is thing. The other half is alien.
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Mayor Ben Hawthorne : Do you tinker? Do you like to tinker?
Harry Vanderspeigle : Yes. Sometimes it makes me shiver because of the warm urine leaving my body.
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Harry Vanderspeigle : Today is all about celebrating the birth of a man I murdered and threw in the frozen lake. Ice seems appropriate.
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Harry Vanderspeigle : Do not go down there! The floor's cracked, and if you step on it... you'll break your momma's back.
[heads downstairs]
Sheriff Mike Thompson : [to the rest of the people in the room] What'd he say about my momma?