Bite Marks (2011)
Windham Beacham: Cary
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Quotes
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Cary : Why don't they just break through the window?
Vogel : Zombies are too weak.
Cary : They're not zombies. Zombies don't run.
Vogel : What about in Dawn of the Dead?
Cary : The zombies didn't run in Dawn of the Dead.
Vogel : The remake.
Cary : Phfft! The remake!
Vogel : I know... the original had subtext. You know what else the original had? Blue zombies! You have to admit, the first ten minutes of the remake were...
Cary : Hey, how much did you pay to see the remake? Twelve bucks? Kind of expensive for ten good minutes, huh?
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Cary : There're two guys back at the truck! Eat THEM!
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Cary : I'm not a virgin! Don't you need virgin blood?
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Brewster : Cary? Isn't that a girl's name?
Cary : Different spelling.
Brewster : Right! How often do you have to spell it?
Cary : There are lots of guys named Cary.
Brewster : Name one.
Vogel : Cary Grant
Brewster : Name another.
Cary : Cary Elwes.
Brewster : Who the fuck is Cary Elwes?
Cary : Hello? Princess Bride!
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Cary : Come on, Brewster, you're an NRA poster-child, you have to have a gun!
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[there are vampires outside the truck]
Cary : They might not be able to get in anyway, without being invited.
Vogel : That didn't work in The Return of Count Yorga.
Cary : Of course not, that was American International.
Vogel : So?
Cary : So each movie makes its own rules. None of it is grounded in reality.
Vogel : I saw one get killed by a bolt of lightning in Scars of Dracula.
Cary : Now, that is just stupid.
Brewster : If either of you mentions Twilight, I'll throw ya out the cab!